The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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