What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My ass is underappreciated
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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