Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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