A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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