Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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