So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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