It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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