I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need water and some morals
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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