EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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