i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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