I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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