i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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