i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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