Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think your dad took our porno
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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