so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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