office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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