Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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