it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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