Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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