Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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