no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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