i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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