They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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