to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
where am i from again
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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