How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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