Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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