Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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