butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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