You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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