I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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