problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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