How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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