Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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