from now on my penis is your penis
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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