I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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