it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I feel great
I just peed on a car
my shit smells like andre
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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