I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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