FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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