He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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