The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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