we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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