I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Randomize
