Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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