The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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