BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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