I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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