is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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