break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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