I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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