I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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