they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we made out on top of his cat.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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