i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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